- "Mirumorz is really brushing his teeth today! 15 raids have been planned on my radio! I think he's gone barking!"
- —Joshua Donnieson, 2012
Joshua Donnieson is a wizard who owns the Word-in-Order pub in Surrey. He was interviewed by the Government of Magic in 2012 and explained that the jail-breaking dark wizard Mirumorz has been attacking many people.
- Thomas Joshman and the Duel of Darkness (Mentioned in newspaper)