- "MILKENSHLAND IS NICE AGAIN!"
- —Mrs Anderson cheering after Susan Roddle was killed
It was unknown what subject Mrs Anderson taught, or what her first name was.
- Thomas Joshman and the Tomb of the Government (First appearance)
- Thomas Joshman and the Quest to Death
|Headteachers||Learte Farlet | Inspon Wheeler | Arnold Fibbleyeck | Simon Siatere | Johnathan Bevolson | Percival Bendrist | Susan Roddle | Cedric Quelfree | Bob Kompson|
|Deputy Heads||Bob Kompson | Georgia Dagricle | Oliver Bendrist|
|Heads of House||Cedric Quelfree|
|Teaching Staff||Imsto Fcreeb | Diaboli Yavle | Patrick Nortons | Susan Roddle | John Elfratte] | Percival Bendrist | Cedric Quelfree | Wilfred Green | Ernie Darlsday | Hickory Hunk | Oswald Umegruff | Emerald Redruby | Madeline | Corklaje | Anderson | Fabell|
|Support Staff||Barmer | Emerald Redruby | Intor Arglenzt | Margaret June | Monroe|